Kankri <3 Snowman
Kankri <3 Snowman
I’ve been feeling like submitting stuff to you guys lately.. finally got around to it.. I’ll try harder next time >.< In the meanwhile„, have some cheap Condescension x Jake with a plain background because I’m lazy!
thanks so much to-overdose-on-earl-gray! this is super cute!
of course i dont mind!
short drabble time!
The middle of autumn was probably the best time of year, you note, because the winds are just crisp enough to bring a redness to your cheeks, and just cold enough to force your boyfriend - matesprit? - closer to you. He was taller than you by a few inches, and he took advantage of it by absorbing you into his strange cape that, even after the game had ended and everyone was safe on a modified Earth-Alternia, he refused to take off.
You mean, you really can’t properly blame him, seeing as you still commonly wear your huge windsock hood from your godly pajamas. It usually ended up wrapped around your neck, as it had today.
You snort as the purple-themed seatroll fwumped into the booth next to you. “Alright, John, w-what exactly are ya laughin’ at now-w,” Eridan asks dryly.
"You’re cute when you’re annoyed. Which is, like, all the time, honestly. Sometimes you’re as bad as Karkat, I swear, just maybe quieter." You laugh and thump his arm.
"Oi, now-w, let’s not go comparin’ each other to our moirails, matesprit mine, because A, that’s not fair in that you’re in no w-way similar to that Dawe asshole, and B, Karkat is a whole fuckin’ lot different from me, if you’d had the courtesy to notice." He looks indignant and also very violet in the cheeks, presumably from the wind. You just snort again and kiss his cheek, dropping your hood/scarf into your seat, along with Eridan’s cape, saving the booth as you make your way to the counter to order.
Eridan takes awhile to order, his eyes scanning the menu of drinks, until he seems to finally settle on one. The olive-blooded barista calls out “Next!” and you both move to the counter.
"I’ll have a small hot green tea, thanks," you say, "and also these." You drop a package of madeline cookies onto the counter.
"I’ll take a grande, with 2 pumps w-white mocha, 2 pumps chai syrup, hot w-water to the halfw-way mark, 2 shots of espresso, and topped up w-with steamed soy milk." You’re kind of dumbstruck, but the barista just hides her eyeroll and punches in the order. She gives you your price, asks for your names, and you head to sit down again.
You finally bust out laughing when you take a seat.
"W-what, exactly, are you laughin’ about now-w?" Eridan looks affronted.
"Oh - oh my god, you are a hipster. You’re such a hipster, you are the troll hipster, it is you." You manage to stutter this out between snorts, and his face turns a shade of violet that you think wasn’t from your trip in the wind.
"Fuckin’ rude," he says, turning his nose up, "I am not a hipster, I just hawe good taste."
You snort to a stop and flick him in the earfin. Your troubles earn you a yelp.
"Yeah, whatever you say, but for the record, you’re my ridiculous seatroll hipster." He still looks vaguely reproachful, but when you slide an arm around his waist and turn his head with your other hand, and when you press your lips to his, you think his ego is healed.
alright! mod y mentioned something about both of us leaving for awhile. they were correct. kind of. i left for a few days on a camping trip, and now i’m back! i need a new stylus for the art, but for now i should be able to do some short drabbles and perhaps tomorrow start back up on the art! apologies for the wait. if i can get in contact with mod y, more new mods will hopefully be joining our cast, and i feel like the non-rarepair list definitely needs updating. so! keep sending in those requests! and please remember that we will probably not get to your request immediately, because there are currently somewhere around 550+ messages in our inbox. thanks!!!!
hey so just in case anyone sent in a note about being a mod or what have you,
Deer-trolll and I are both leaving for a period of time (to my understanding). Hate to say it when we just started things up again…but it’s true. Life happens. I’m not sure when deer-trolll will be getting back, but I’ll be back on the 18th. We’ll look over any applications we’ve gotten so far or continue to get when I or Ina get back (depending on who gets back last). We’ll also be making some edits in regards to the “Non-rarepair list” since…wow it is very outdated.
I'm going to be drawing some things today to put in the queue. Feel free to continue putting in applications for mod if you wish. Or you can reply to this post with any ships you think should go on the Non-rarepair list so we have something to start with when we both get back.
I ship I’ve seen turn up a couple of times is Rose<>GHB. Have you seen any of that outside AO3?
You dont see much HorussxNepeta… Can we change that?